[helping a pretty girl change a flat tire] me struggling to loosen lug nuts: Who put these on... Superman? her: I did

If you're wearing Superman undies, but she's a Batman kinda girl, you might as well put your clothes back on.

Guy wearing Superman t-shirt. LOL. Way to blow your identity idiot.

If Superman were a realtor, he could describe literally any apartment in the world as 'a stone's throw from the beach'.