[date] Clark Kent: I propose a toast *they take their glasses off the table* Lois Lane: omg it's Supertable!

Clark Kent: *sits glasses on counter* Lois Lane: Who are you and where did the new countertop come from?

LOIS LANE: *pulls back from kissing* clark your glasses are hurting my nose can you take them off CLARK KENT: no

Clark Kent "I have a confession" Lois Lane "what is it?" *Clark removes his glasses* Lois "Is it a bird?" Clark "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"