😄 I miss the 80s, when you could hide an alien in your room for 3 days before mom found out and five k...

I miss the 80s, when you could hide an alien in your room for 3 days before mom found out and five kids on bikes could outsmart the police.

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As a young child my mom told me I could be anything I wanted to be. It turns out that the police call this identity theft.

[babies txting] "my dad's thumb just came off" lol wtf "wait its back on again nvm" ok lmao "he just stole my nose" im phoning the police

*police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a panda suit* QUICK HIDE THESE NO TIME TO EXPLAIN *throws a litter of panda cubs at me*

Apparently, "he's an army officer" isn't the correct response to "who's your daddy".