My boss at Walmart said I have to stop Febreezing the homeless and that they aren't homeless, they're customers.

*walks into Walmart wearing pants* Walmart employee: Shit, corporate's here

A man buys some cologne before a job interview... A man quickly headed to Walmart before a job interview looking to buy some cologne. Not knowing which one to buy, he asked the employee which fragrances were purchased the most by other customers. The employee directed him to five standard fragrances, all of which the man then bought. However, not knowing which one in particular to put on, he doused himself with a mixture of all five. His job interview later resulted in him getting hired, despite…

A Mexican immigrant goes to Walmart. A few days after entering the United States, and after days of walking, a mexican immigrant who does not speak English goes to WalMart in order to get some new clothes. He looks confused so an employee tries to help him out. First they go to the shirts, but the Mexican, shakes his head; then they go over to the pants and he again shakes his head. They move on to the next section and he gets very excited: ""Esso, si que es!"".