Texas principal: If that's a homemade clock and not a bomb, what time is it? Muslim student: Time for a lawsuit.

(Long)A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas.... The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town. On a hunch, he checked the town's cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber. The only other people in the bar were the b…

Two duck hunters You know about the two duck hunters who were found dead in Texas? The lawyer for the defence says the accused acted in self defence and that the community says duck lives matter too.

White guy, Black guy and Mexican guy So, there are three guys; a white guy, a black guy and a Mexican guy. They were all involved in mass murdering as a unit, and have just recently been caught. Their sentence is execution, in Texas an inmate can choose their their own process of execution. Since these three guys are all messed up in the head, their form of execution turns into a rivalry of toughness. White guy: ""I want to prove how though I am. I want a firing squad to shoot at me while I smok…