We see you, guy who "doesn't want any pizza," contributes no money, then eats 6 slices when it arrives. We see you, and God sees you.

I just wish I was rich enough to be able to throw all of the pots and pans away after I cook.

One day I hope to be rich enough where I don't feel compelled to refill my fountain soda before I leave a fast food establishment.

I think if a trained monkey could drive a car, cook & give out money, my kids wouldn't notice it wasn't me. I need a monkey.