If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years whether you are successful or not.

We see you, guy who "doesn't want any pizza," contributes no money, then eats 6 slices when it arrives. We see you, and God sees you.

I just wish I was rich enough to be able to throw all of the pots and pans away after I cook.

I think if a trained monkey could drive a car, cook & give out money, my kids wouldn't notice it wasn't me. I need a monkey.