17 year-old Malia Obama playing beer pong is the most outrageous thing the child of a president has done since George W. Bush invaded Iraq

Brazilian Soldiers An aide walks into the oval office. George W. Bush is currently president, and the Iraq war is dragging out into a long and grueling occupation. The aide presents the numbers from yesterday to the President. ""Mr. President, yesterday the US coalition forces killed a confirmed 36 insurgents."" The President nodded his head patriotically. ""There were some losses on our end, however."" The aide continued. ""We lost a US hummer with four soldiers in it to an IED outside of Tekri…

Obama announces his idea for air strikes against ISIS... Before publicly announcing it, he runs the idea past George W. Bush and Bill Clinton. Obama: ""I believe this will be exactly what we need to do to fight ISIS. It'll hit them right where it hurts. They'll never see it coming!"" Bush: ""Iraq sure didn't."" Clinton: ""Neither did she.""

A Brazilian George W. Bush was sitting in the oval office with his commanders thinking about their next move with the invasion of Iraq. An informant quickly enters and tells Bush that Brazil has sent a group of soldiers to aid us in the conflict, and that 5 Brazilian soldiers died in an explosion earlier that day. George Bush suddenly bursts into tears and begins to cry uncontrollably. After a few minutes, Bush collects himself, looks at the informant and asks ""Exactly how much is a Brazilian?"…