Brazilian Soldiers An aide walks into the oval office. George W. Bush is currently president, and the Iraq war is dragging out into a long and grueling occupation. The aide presents the numbers from yesterday to the President. ""Mr. President, yesterday the US coalition forces killed a confirmed 36 insurgents."" The President nodded his head patriotically. ""There were some losses on our end, however."" The aide continued. ""We lost a US hummer with four soldiers in it to an IED outside of Tekri…

[Election 2016] A pretty girl, Santa Clause, and the most popular kid from your high school walk into a bar. They all offer you a drink and their friendship. Who do you choose? You first choose the pretty girl. You find out you have a lot in common, shes just like your last best friend, and as a bonus, you can cross the first girl to have ever bought you a drink off you list!. But then you realize something: She put the drink on your tab, and shes got BAGGAGE! You find out she's in a shitty marr…

George W. Bush was sitting in the Oval Office... ..... when his secretary walks in with a phone in his hand. He says, ""Four Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq."" Upon hearing this The President says, ""Oh my God!"" and he buries his head in his hands. The entire Cabinet was stunned. Usually George Bush showed no reaction whatsoever to these types of reports. Just then, Bush looked up and said, ""How many is a Brazilian??""

George W. Bush and Karl Rove are talking... Karl Rove walks into the Oval Office and says ""Mr. President, I have some bad news. Four Brazilian soldiers died yesterday in Iraq"" The president buries his head in his hands, crying ""no! No! No! That's awful, that's terrible...."" He pauses, collects himself, and says ""wait.... How many is a Brazilian?""