George W. Bush was sitting in the Oval Office... ..... when his secretary walks in with a phone in his hand. He says, ""Four Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq."" Upon hearing this The President says, ""Oh my God!"" and he buries his head in his hands. The entire Cabinet was stunned. Usually George Bush showed no reaction whatsoever to these types of reports. Just then, Bush looked up and said, ""How many is a Brazilian??""

Brazilian Soldiers An aide walks into the oval office. George W. Bush is currently president, and the Iraq war is dragging out into a long and grueling occupation. The aide presents the numbers from yesterday to the President. ""Mr. President, yesterday the US coalition forces killed a confirmed 36 insurgents."" The President nodded his head patriotically. ""There were some losses on our end, however."" The aide continued. ""We lost a US hummer with four soldiers in it to an IED outside of Tekri…

Bush and Brazilian Casaulties of War So, Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office. ""Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."" Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his face in his hands, muttering ""My God...My God"". ""Mr. President,"" says Cheney, ""we lose soldiers all the time, and it's terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"" Bush looks up and says...""How many is a Brazilian?""

Brazillian So it's 2004 and the War in Iraq is raging on. President Bush calls Sec. Rumsfeld into the Oval Office to discuss the campaign. Rumsfeld begins by saying, ""Sir, there have been no American deaths today. But we do have word that 3 Brazillian soldiers were killed."" Much Rumsfeld's surprise, President Bush begins crying and banging his hands on the desk in the office. Rumsfeld says, ""Sir, what's wrong?"" Bush replies under his heavy sobs, ""Exactly how many is a Brazillian?""