Bush and Brazilian Casaulties of War So, Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office. ""Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."" Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his face in his hands, muttering ""My God...My God"". ""Mr. President,"" says Cheney, ""we lose soldiers all the time, and it's terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"" Bush looks up and says...""How many is a Brazilian?""

George W. Bush and Karl Rove are talking... Karl Rove walks into the Oval Office and says ""Mr. President, I have some bad news. Four Brazilian soldiers died yesterday in Iraq"" The president buries his head in his hands, crying ""no! No! No! That's awful, that's terrible...."" He pauses, collects himself, and says ""wait.... How many is a Brazilian?""

Brazilian Soldiers An aide walks into the oval office. George W. Bush is currently president, and the Iraq war is dragging out into a long and grueling occupation. The aide presents the numbers from yesterday to the President. ""Mr. President, yesterday the US coalition forces killed a confirmed 36 insurgents."" The President nodded his head patriotically. ""There were some losses on our end, however."" The aide continued. ""We lost a US hummer with four soldiers in it to an IED outside of Tekri…

George Bush sits in his office during the Iraq War. During a meeting with the cabinet, his aide walks up to him and says ""Mr. President, we've just received word that twelve Brazilian soldiers died yesterday in Iraq."" George puts his head in his hands and is visibly shaken by the news. He looks up at the shocked cabinet members and asks ""How many is a brazillion?""