I flipped off a latino guy who cut me off in traffic and now I'm polling at 8% in the Republican primary.

i NEVER VOTED FOR A PRESiDENT BECUZ iF iM GUNNA WASTE MY GAS THEN iT BETTER BE ON SOMETHiNG iMPORTANT LiKE DRiViNG TO CHiCK-FiL-A

My car keeps pulling to the right forcing me to steer left. Either the alignment is off or I'm trying to drive a Republican.

Tonight I saw a truck spin out in a snowy McDonalds parking lot, and honestly it was doing a much better job of being president.