You and your happiness can go straight to Walmart. Or whereever your "hell" is.#Walmart#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife just told me to go to hell, anyone else need anything from Walmart?#Walmart#Marriage#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It doesn't matter if I go to church or the gym as long as I can act superior later, right?#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Using my toes to pick something up makes it hard to go to church on Sunday.#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp