😄 Officer: have you been drinking? Me: no sir 0: you were swerving M: Twitter O: oh, I'm on Twitter wh...

Officer: have you been drinking? Me: no sir 0: you were swerving M: Twitter O: oh, I'm on Twitter what's your handle M: yes, I was drinking

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