If I die in my sleep, my only request is that you fold me up in my futon and sell it on Craigslist

just found out today that monkeys don't lay eggs. so what have i been buying on craigslist. what have i been eating

Going to get a facial today... this guy on Craigslist is offering a way lower price than the salon!

Craigslist is useful until you need a list of people named Craig.