date: so wat do u wana do next me: why dont we slip into somthing more...convertible [climbs into ferrari] date: omg wow is this ur car me: no

An expensive car A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a brand-new Ferrari 550. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000.He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man (about 75 years old) on a moped pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny new car and asks, ""What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"" The young man replies, ""A Ferrari 550. It cost half a million dollars!"" ""That's a lot of money,"" say…

Inner city youths After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of a car in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the Mc Laren team decided to fire their pit crew and hire four of the inner city youths as most races could be won or lost in the pits. the first race came along and the car came into the pits. The youths went to work but the Mc Laren team boss noticed a real problem. Not only had the youths replaced all four wheels within 4 seconds, but within 10 …

Troll Joke So there is a kid named James who's mom died when he was very young. However, his dad was extremely wealthy. So for his sixth birthday, his dad ask James what he wants. James replies, ""I just really want a pink ping pong ball."" This annoys James' dad, as he hardly sees it as a fitting birthday gift for his son. So his dad says ""NO, JAMES! That is hardly a good gift for my son."" So he goes out and buys James the coolestq new action figures. James loves them, and his action figures …