Been trying to pair my new phone with the Bluetooth in the car and I think it's easier to get pandas to mate.#Technology#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.#Uber#Dating#Technology#Driving+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*goes to get phone out of car *sees car has been stolen *finds phone in back pocket OH THANK GOD#Technology#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I never understood how a mother could lift a car with a child trapped under, until my phone got stuck under my bed.#Technology#Driving#Kids#Parents+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When people's driving tweets end mid sentence, did the paramedics find their phone and hit send?#Technology#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp