"Sit" dog sits "Down" dog lays down on floor "Play Dead" dog graduates college, finds job, gets married and has kids

"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog

I told her love was all about sacrifice, but she still screamed when she saw the dead goat.

Cat doesn't realize if he succeeds in tripping me on the way downstairs to feed him, we all die.