I always bring in a dozen donuts to work the first day after the New Year, just for my coworkers on a diet.#Food#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.#Valentines#Food#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The cashier told me to have a good New Year like my purchase of oven cleaner and frozen pizza suggests anything else.#Food#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant.#Italian Restaurant#Food#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
This year's Christmas must-haves? Food, water and shelter! #theclassics#Food#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp