Justin Bieber only pretends to retire on Twitter, worst Christmas ever.

I'm on Twitter because my brother got a chemistry set for christmas when he was little and I got plaid pants.

You know social media has gone too far when all your Christmas presents have twitter integration. Sent from my ugly sweater.

I'm going as "Twitter Elite" for Halloween. I'm going to randomly say unfunny things and not talk to anyone who speaks to me.