Justin Bieber only pretends to retire on Twitter, worst Christmas ever.

The unemployment rate rose to 9.8% and Twitter is expected to see about a 10% hike to hit 200 million users by New Year's. Coincidence? No.

I'm on Twitter because my brother got a chemistry set for christmas when he was little and I got plaid pants.

You know social media has gone too far when all your Christmas presents have twitter integration. Sent from my ugly sweater.