I'm on Twitter because my brother got a chemistry set for christmas when he was little and I got plaid pants.#Twitter#Holiday#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Justin Bieber only pretends to retire on Twitter, worst Christmas ever.#Justin Bieber#Twitter#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
SCIENCE: If you have another person posing with you in your twitter avatar, 100% of the time you're the uglier one.#Twitter#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Picking out the right Christmas tree is a science. Sneaking into your neighbor's yard to cut it down is an art.#Holiday#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter? The rogue one#Disney#Twitter#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp