I wonder if anyone besides me has the bumper sticker, "Proud parent of your wife's kid."

Kid: Dad, what does ironic mean? Dad: Well son, when 2 people decide to get married on Independence Day.....

While Twitter is the slutty wife we all share, Facebook has become the humorless mother-in-law we all endure.

Just once I want to see a new parent post a baby photo on Facebook with the words: "Still not sure if we like it, tbh."