give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. teach a man theres plenty of fish in the sea but for som reason he still wont get over janice

*Geography Bee* Judge: "Tell me about Yemen." Me: "Chandler said he was moving there when he couldn't breakup with Janice on Friends."

*accidentally walks into women's restroom* *plays it cool* *sits down* *finds comfort here* *changes name to Janice* *is alive* *is free*

Peter and Janice have been married for many years and they have 3 beautiful daughters ... ... that look so good they could easily pass off as being super-models. But Peter has always wanted a son and Janice has agreed to one last child hoping for a son. She then gets pregnant, they find out it is a boy then 9 months later she gives birth to a healthy boy. But when Peter looks at his son he see's the ugliest child ever. He then says to his wife ""Honey, thanks for the boy but how could you give b…