Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a "judgment free" zone...unless we're talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week.

give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. teach a man theres plenty of fish in the sea but for som reason he still wont get over janice

*Geography Bee* Judge: "Tell me about Yemen." Me: "Chandler said he was moving there when he couldn't breakup with Janice on Friends."

Peter and Janice have been married for many years and they have 3 beautiful daughters ... ... that look so good they could easily pass off as being super-models. But Peter has always wanted a son and Janice has agreed to one last child hoping for a son. She then gets pregnant, they find out it is a boy then 9 months later she gives birth to a healthy boy. But when Peter looks at his son he see's the ugliest child ever. He then says to his wife ""Honey, thanks for the boy but how could you give b…