An unsung legacy of Bill Clinton's presidency is that since he left office, no sitting President has shot a load on a non-spouse.

there should be some kind of National Dog and before any politician gets sworn into office we have to see how the dog reacts to them

I can't wait to start blaming the GOP for everything wrong in America not being magically fixed upon their election to office.

[Obamacare Meeting] *Biden raises hand* *Obama sighs* Yes Joe? Will the doctor still have lollipops? Sure. *Entire Congress sighs w/ relief*