Boss: Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact? Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

[answers phone during job interview] What's the address here? The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

*Pizza Hut job interview* "Do you own a shitty car and smoke pot?" No sir. "You will."

The Karate Kid grew up to be The Karate Man and now he's the Pizza Hut delivery guy with a ponytail who tries to talk to you about swords.