[In a cucumber submarine] 1st mate: *inspecting leak* we're taking on saltwater captain Cptn: hm yes looks like we're in quite the pickle

Pirate captian and his clothes One day at sea, pirates are sailing and one pirate in the crows nest yells ""enemy ship on the horizan!"" The first mate walks up to the captian and asks ""cap'in, what you want me ta do?"" Captian replies ""bring me my red shirt"". The battle lasts for a good 30 minutes to an hour. After the battle, the pirates stand tall. First mate walks up to the captian and asks ""cap'in, why did you want your red shirt"" he says ""for if i were hurt, my men would not notice m…