Pirate captian and his clothes One day at sea, pirates are sailing and one pirate in the crows nest yells ""enemy ship on the horizan!"" The first mate walks up to the captian and asks ""cap'in, what you want me ta do?"" Captian replies ""bring me my red shirt"". The battle lasts for a good 30 minutes to an hour. After the battle, the pirates stand tall. First mate walks up to the captian and asks ""cap'in, why did you want your red shirt"" he says ""for if i were hurt, my men would not notice me bleeding, and fight on to the end"" 1st mate says ""that is very clever sir"". The next day the man in the crows nest yells ""20 enemy ships on the horizan!"" Captian tells the 1st mate ""bring me my brown pants!!"".