Things I need now because of Twitter: 1. A cat 2. A beard 3. Printer for Avis 4. Duct tape 5. Rope 6. Gas card#Twitter#Avis#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter yesterday: We are outraged about the lion! Twitter today: We are outraged about the outrage about the lion!#Twitter#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A fun thing to do is to tell a complete stranger that you met your boyfriend on Twitter and then show them a cat.#Twitter#Animals#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow? Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!#Twitter#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
- grabs leash - grabs phone - takes dog out for walk - pulls out phone - checks Twitter - walks dog to South America#South America#Twitter#Animals#Technology+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp