A man went on a trip to the mountains in Eastern Europe to see the sights... One dark and stormy night he was traveling back to his hotel when his car died. He got out of the car and opened the hood. He checked everything he could think of and couldn't find what was wrong. He pulled out his phone and discovered he had no service. He looked around and noticed an old monastery nestled in a valley between two mountains. He decided it was his best shot and walked up and knocked on the big front door…

A man goes to the confess his latest sin... ""Forgive me father, for I have sinned"" says the man. ""What is your sin, my child?"" the priest asks back. ""Well,"" the man starts, ""I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible."" ""When did you do use this awful language?"" said the priest. ""I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to th…

21 banned books. 1. You are different and that is bad. 2. Fun four letter words to know and share. 3. The boy who died from eating all his vegetables. 4. The children's guide to hitchhiking. 5. Curious George and the nuclear reactor. 6. Some kittens can fly and the sequel: all cats go to hell. 7. The magic world inside stranger's cars. 8. Whining, kicking and crying to get your way. 9. The pop up book on human anatomy. 10. Your nightmares are real! 11. Pop goes the hamster. 12. You were an accid…

The Golden Screw (very long) So one day a man and his wife are expecting a baby. As they settle down for the night, the wife suddenly gasps and tells him ""It's time!"" so they hurry out to the car and race to the hospital. After hours that feel like days, she finally gives birth to a healthy baby boy, and as they both gaze lovingly on him they see he has all the right number of fingers and toes, shining bright eyes, and a cute little giggle. In short, a wonderful child. As time passes, they set…