Father Said Jokes

A man goes to the confess his latest sin... ""Forgive me father, for I have sinned"" says the man. ""What is your sin, my child?"" the priest asks back. ""Well,"" the man starts, ""I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible."" ""When did you do use this awful language?"" said the priest. ""I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to th…

A man goes to the confessional. ""Forgive me father, for I have sinned."" ""What is your sin, my child?"" The priest asks back. ""Well,"" the man starts, ""I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible."" ""When did you do use this awful language?"" said the priest. ""I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going on…

THE GOLFER'S CONFESSION A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my child?" The priest asks back. "Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible." "When did you do use this awful language?" said the priest. "I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground af…

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my child?" The priest asks back. "Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible." "When did you do use this awful language?" said the priest. "I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100…