Judging by their knives, the Swiss Army is mostly bartenders.

Hey, boy. Are you a Swiss army knife? Because you're a smaller, less effective version of everything I need.

Also, those little Swiss Army knives are great when you need a tiny pair of scissors to open your Gummi Bears like some kind of crack head.

Always use a fish knife when eating fish, a tomato knife when eating tomato, and a Swiss Army knife when eating a member of the Swiss army.