Hey, boy. Are you a Swiss army knife? Because you're a smaller, less effective version of everything I need.#Swiss Army#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Judging by their knives, the Swiss Army is mostly bartenders.#Swiss Army#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A Swiss Army Knife is a lot like a pod of dolphins... Multi-porpoise!#Swiss Army#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If the Swiss Army knife is so good.... How come the Swiss army never fights?#Swiss Army#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital.#America#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp