Judging by their knives, the Swiss Army is mostly bartenders.

I carry one of those tiny Swiss Army knives with me at all times. You never know when you'll need a tiny blade to thwart an attacker.

Hey, boy. Are you a Swiss army knife? Because you're a smaller, less effective version of everything I need.

Always use a fish knife when eating fish, a tomato knife when eating tomato, and a Swiss Army knife when eating a member of the Swiss army.