😄 Hey doofus, the fashion police called. Your father died last night on duty. He wanted you to have th...

Hey doofus, the fashion police called. Your father died last night on duty. He wanted you to have this. "Slim fitting houndstooth peacoat*

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As a young child my mom told me I could be anything I wanted to be. It turns out that the police call this identity theft.

I miss the 80s, when you could hide an alien in your room for 3 days before mom found out and five kids on bikes could outsmart the police.

[babies txting] "my dad's thumb just came off" lol wtf "wait its back on again nvm" ok lmao "he just stole my nose" im phoning the police

*police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a panda suit* QUICK HIDE THESE NO TIME TO EXPLAIN *throws a litter of panda cubs at me*