Guy in Car: get out of my way idiot Guy in Crosswalk: pedestrians have the right of way Car Guy: this ain't Pedestria buddy this is America

"Let's make sure there's 3 miles of handicap parking." -Walmart

Just pulled into the 'Expecting Mothers' parking spot at Walmart because I'm fully expecting to lose my shit on one of my kids in there.

google glass is going to revolutionize the way america walks into oncoming traffic