This fly in my car is going to be very disappointed when it ends up at Walmart.

"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you were driving your truck around the Walmart parking lot trying to find your truck."

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots? Because they want to have some available to customers too!

What do you do if you're smoking weed in the walmart parking lot and you see a spaceman Park in it bruh