"Let's make sure there's 3 miles of handicap parking." -Walmart

Idea to help fight the obesity epidemic in America: Force Walmart to keep their parking spaces at least 200 yards from their entrances.

This fly in my car is going to be very disappointed when it ends up at Walmart.

"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you were driving your truck around the Walmart parking lot trying to find your truck."