Facebook has a link to "Report a Problem" so I wrote "I'm not very close with my father." Now we wait I guess

My wife didn't post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way.

How many shares of Facebook stock do I have to buy to disable my mom's "Like" button?

While Twitter is the slutty wife we all share, Facebook has become the humorless mother-in-law we all endure.