How many shares of Facebook stock do I have to buy to disable my mom's "Like" button?#Facebook#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Facebook has a link to "Report a Problem" so I wrote "I'm not very close with my father." Now we wait I guess#Father Now#Facebook#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife didn't post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way.#Facebook#Marriage#Kids#Parents+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My mom just put a pic on Facebook that says, "Share if your daughter is beautiful AND smart." She tagged my sister.#Facebook#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
While Twitter is the slutty wife we all share, Facebook has become the humorless mother-in-law we all endure.#Twitter#Facebook#Marriage#Parents+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp