You know what I'd like for Christmas, mom? I'd like you to stop treating me like a child. Also I'd like some money and some new socks.

My kid just told me all she wants for Christmas is a bell so she can "make lots of money like the man outside walmart."

A little boy was writing letters to Santa. He was coming from a poor family and had little so he was sending letters every week to Santa asking for a bicycle and a chocolate. Of course the letters were arriving to the postal office but they wouldn't had where to send them since Santa doesn't exist. Since the letters were pilling the women that were working at the postal office opened the letters and read them , they were struck by this kid situation and started to feel bad for him so in the good…

What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas? Cancer.