Pro tip: when a cop asks you to step out of the car, don't reply with "I'm too drunk, you get in."#Driving#Police#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My ex got drunk and left me at a bar so I called the police and reported a drunk driver.. #topahole#Driving#Police#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Cop: Maybe it's your driving. Maybe you're drunk. Me: Maybe it's Maybelline.#Driving#Police#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If a cop pulls you over for talking on your phone, just tell him you were reporting a drunk driver.#Technology#Driving#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp