The Harvard school newspaper held a contest for the best pun anybody could come up with, top prize being $500. Simon, an English major, and quite the cunning linguist, submitted his ten best puns, one of which he was sure would win top prize. The newspaper carefully reviewed each of Simon's entries to see if they would best the other submissions but unfortunately no pun in ten did.

My favorite joke to tell when i am out at the bars Okay, so this true story. In high school I had a friend named Simon. He wasn't popular or particularly good looking. In fact he was a little socially awkward. He was on the chess team, ate lunch in the hallways while playing card games (magic the gathering & games like that), and had a roller backpack. Now Simon had an enormous crush on this girl named Jennifer. He had spent four years (both seniors) staring at her and not once had enough co…

Home - A - Age Jokes ""That's an excellent essay for someone your age"" said the English teacher. ""How about for someone my Mum's age Miss?"" ""Welcome to school Simon"" said the nursery school teacher to the new boy. ""How old are you?"" ""I'm not old"" said Simon. ""I'm nearly new."" Miss Jones agreed to be interviewed by Fred for the school magazine. ""How old are you ma'am?"" asked Fred. ""I'm not going to tell you that"" she replied. ""But Mr Hill the technical teacher and Mr Hill the…

10 Best Teacher Student Jokes: भागदौड़ वाली जिंदगी में लोग आजकल अपने आप पर बिल्कुल समय नहीं दे। ऐसे में लोग कई तरह की खतरनाक बीमारियों से ग्रसित भी हो जाते हैं। यदि आप कुछ ना करके मूड को फ्रेश करने के लिए कुछ फनी जोक्स ही पढ़ लें, तो आपका दिमाग और दिल तरोताजा हो सकता हैं। आप कई तरह की बीमारियों से खुद को बचा सकते है। जी हंसना स्वास्थ्य शरीर को स्वस्थ रखने के लिए बेहद अच्छा व्यायाम माना जाता है। तो आइए आज हम आपको टीचर और स्टूडेंट के 10 ऐसे फनी जोक्स बताते हैं, जिसे पढ़ने के बाद आप अपनी हंसी को चा…