Simons Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships? ""Have a good one, son.""

Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest

The Harvard school newspaper held a contest for the best pun anybody could come up with, top prize being $500. Simon, an English major, and quite the cunning linguist, submitted his ten best puns, one of which he was sure would win top prize. The newspaper carefully reviewed each of Simon's entries to see if they would best the other submissions but unfortunately no pun in ten did.

My favorite joke to tell when i am out at the bars Okay, so this true story. In high school I had a friend named Simon. He wasn't popular or particularly good looking. In fact he was a little socially awkward. He was on the chess team, ate lunch in the hallways while playing card games (magic the gathering & games like that), and had a roller backpack. Now Simon had an enormous crush on this girl named Jennifer. He had spent four years (both seniors) staring at her and not once had enough co…