Twitter would be a lot more interesting if when you hit someone with your car, you got their followers.#Twitter#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter takes me places I've never been before. Take oncoming traffic for example.#Twitter#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hey people that twitter says are "similar to me", where do people like us put our car keys?!?!?!#Twitter#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My bank has informed me that Twitter followers can not be used as collateral for a car loan. You guys are useless.#Twitter#Money#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I hope my neighbors follow me on Twitter cause their car's lights are on.#Twitter#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp