Her: Sir, you account has been hacked. Me: Twitter? Her: No. Your Bank acc. Me: Ooooh Thank God.#Twitter#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My bank has informed me that Twitter followers can not be used as collateral for a car loan. You guys are useless.#Twitter#Money#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.#Twitter#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I used to have poor judgement before Twitter, now I have poorer judgment#Twitter#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Please stop telling me how poor you are via Twitter for iPhone#Twitter#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp