What do driving and dating have in common? Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

My girlfriend's at home tonight, baking. So hopefully the police don't look in the oven and find her.

A gay man killed his cheating boyfriend The Police call it ""homocide""

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.