😄 Me: Mozart was a great composer, but now that he's dead he's a great Wife: I swear to God I'll divor...

Me: Mozart was a great composer, but now that he's dead he's a great Wife: I swear to God I'll divorce you Me: *through tears* Decomposer.

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