A cop pulled me over and said ''Papers...'' So I said, ''Scissors, I win!'' and drove off like a boss!#Work#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boss: Are you high? Me: [trying to photocopy a dog] are you a cop?#Animals#Work#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job.#Downtown#Work#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A gun and a bullet get into a heated argument Police still don't know who fired the first shot#Work#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people? 1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired#Work#Aging#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp